Ellis Jokes

"Some say revenge is a dish best served cold. Some say revenge is sweet. So basically, revenge is ice cream"

"There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't. "

Some Dirt on Me

In the seven or so years that I have been gardening, I have learned that the most valuable quality a gardener can have is patience. Therefore, gardening is the perfect hobby for me, not because I have patience, but because I need to cultivate it as a quality in myself. In this way, the plants provide much more care for me than I do for them.